August 2010

My period is due today, Monday, August 09, 2010 and it’s not here yet. I am equipped with a feminine product. I’ve already taken a negative pregnancy test on Sunday and my body is already going through all of the period symptoms, except one. As gross as this may sound, when I have a bowel movement before and during my period, there is always a clean wipe. This is obscenely crazy, but true in the decades that I’ve had a period. I already cried on Sunday when I took the negative test and not really optimistic that my period is going to be AWOL.